Forget Beyoncé: We’ve Got Every Magazine Shy Tuttle Could Want

Earlier this week, University of Tennessee football made national news when this fun/weird photoshopped cover of Rolling Stone cover of a widely sought after 4/5-star defensive recruit named Shy Tuttle surfaced:

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But here at NRWO, we thought to ourselves: What if he doesn’t care about Beyoncé or Rolling Stone? We can’t risk losing this prized recruit because we simply limited his magazine fantasies …

WINTER IS COMING—and so is Sept. 25, when Shy Tuttle will allegedly announce what college he’ll be taking his talents to: 

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But what if Shy Tuttle has ALREADY CHOSEN dozens of other schools, and has just traveled back through time to finally choose the correct team, a.k.a. the Vols?

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How popular would Shy Tuttle be in Knoxville? His celebrity could reach even the darkest, weirdest corners of East Tennessee.

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So, if pop stars and rock magazines aren’t your thing, don’t let that stop you from getting your Vol on. If you are a recruit of the caliber of Shy Tuttle, the Big Orange Fantasy Machine has got whatever you need.

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